Just Darling

sexhappinesslove:

supamuthafuckinvillain:

I jus threw up in my mouth

This worries me…if they shut down all the porn blogs, I can pretty much guarantee I won’t be opening a “normal” blog…

(Source: elisaskin)

novium:

that lil bitch

harrypotter-dramione:

theanti90smovement:

yahoo is deleting every blog with less than 100 followers

CEO quoted as saying “I hate nerds”

Is this a joke??? Like what the hell yahoo?? That is not okay! We aren’t nerd because we don’t have 100 followers. You aren’t a nerd for being on tumblr. Our nerdiness has nothing to do with tumblr, so leave us the hell alone.

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

HEY CAN WE DO THE WORLD A FAVOR AND QUIT FAKING SHIT LIKE THIS

SOME JERKASSES WILL ACTUALLY BELIEVE IT AND CAUSE A GODDAMNED RIOT

YAHOO ISN’T GOING TO DELETE BLOGS

YAHOO HAS NO CONTROL OVER THE BLOGS

THE T&C REMAIN THE SAME

NOBODY WILL DELETE BLOGS BECAUSE OF “FANDOM CONTENT,” “SHIPPING,” OR “DEVIANT BEHAVIORS SUCH AS HOMOSEXUALITY”

QUIT TRYING TO SPREAD LIES ABOUT THEM HOLY SHIT THAT’S CALLED SLANDER YOU FRICKING MORONS

THEY SAVED TUMBLR FROM GOING UNDER AND NOTHING IS CHANGING SO STOP BEING ASSHOLES

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

cancune:

if a guy stares at ur boobs 

just stare at his dick

maybe squint a little bit

(Source: thetardisisatprivetdrive)

cas-get-into-my-ass:

himchanspenus:

Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.

Demons run when a good man goes to war.

biracialcouples:

myriahyvonne.tumblr.com

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

lovequotesrus:

EVERYTHING LOVE

hnaftali:

God cares for you, He doesn’t like to punish!